....All seemed well when I opened them.
I ventured downstairs with every intention to have a morning cup of tea and watching Lost. I was immediately taken aback by the alter that had been constructed beneath the TV screen. It was little more than a shelf, surrounded by printed off pictures of Aztec gods. Upon it sat a reading lamp for an ethereal soft-light effect, a few crystals, chimes, my tuning fork which I had desperately been searching for, and a few wooden figurines. I took my tuning fork, decided to skip the TV, and went straight for the tea.
Upon entering the dining room, I found Mumsie and Gordon in an array of paper scraps and piercing sounds from the printer - who demanded new color cartridges. They had already printed out a massive pile of pictures of Aztec architecture and were beginning to cut out each one. I made my tea, finding the source of the pan flutes and chanting as I did so (the kitchen radio), and sat down awkwardly in the living room without offering a work.
It's all well and good, but I'd like to be let in on this...erm...matter. It concerns me, I think.
1) Do I have to participate in what ever spiritual awakening Gordon is going through
2) Will watching Lost upset the alter's energy field
Screw the tea, I'm going for coffee.